Bones quotes!

I just love this show!!!
Bones is a TV show that I'm hooked on currently. This is what IMDB says about it
"Brilliant, but socially inept, forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperence Brennan works at the Jeffersonian Institute in Washington DC. After consulting for him on a FBI case, she is approached by cocky yet charming ex-Army Ranger turned Special Agent, Seeley Booth to help the Bureau solve crimes by identifying human remains that are too far gone for standard FBI forensic investigations. Brennan's empirical, literal view of the world causes friction with Booths emotive, instinctive attitude creating a volatile relationship. However as their case load increases the symbiotic partnership produces results and with the support of Brennan's Squint Squad, murderers, past and present should be on the look out."

So here are a few of my favorite quotes:
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Booth: So, is it him?
Brennan: It's him, but here's the kickster.
Booth: Kicker, Bones, here's the kicker.
Temperance: Oh.
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Temperance: Why would a gang leader cooperate?
Booth: I'm gonna ask him really, really nicely, Bones.
Temperance: You know that book I'm reading about getting along with your co-workers? It says that sarcasm is never helpful. I can lend it to you if you want.
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Booth: next time you miss me, pick up the phone, we'll do lunch, or something!
Temperance: I do not missed you (hahaha!)
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Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Temperance: To shoot people
Booth: Not a good response
Temperance: It’s the truth!
Booth: You know, I’m writing self defense in the performance of my duties pursuing suspected felons as contracted out to the FBI...
Temperance: ..so I can shoot them.

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Temperance: I don't know what that means.
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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!
Temperance: I find very few people scary once they have been poked in the eye.